Thursday, February 5, 2009


Twice a week we have transfers in and out of the camp. That gives us eight chances a month to try and get rid of the idiots that have been causing us so much trouble. Too bad it so rarely works.

We really shouldn't look forward to it as much as we do. We complain when other camps send us their problem children, yet we turn around and do it to them.

We're a fairly low level custody camp. I think we are rated at a 3-4 out of 5. And other camps have taken their level 5 problem children and dropped them to a 4 just to get rid of them. So we end up with them. We tend to go the other way. They start getting stupid and we get them raised back up to a 5 and usually send them right back where they came from. I know it's kind of a crappy thing to do, but when the offender refuses to act like a human being, there are only so many things we can do.

We send our idiots out, other camps send theirs in. It's recycling. We keep seeing the same ones going 'round and 'round.

Personally, I'd like to recycle them in a different way. If you recognize the little green crackers in the picture, you'd know what I mean.

Hoo.... I'm probably going to get yelled at for that one.

I'm a beast.


  1. Yuck! People kooties!! There's not enough condiments in the world to make that level of walking kooties into something edible.

  2. People! The world's supply of Soylent Green is running out! God, I hate it when that happens....

  3. I wasn't suggesting feeding them to real people. Just other inmates. Would save the state zillions in the long run....

  4. MMMM...tastes like gamey chicken...