Some of these idiots must think that I hatch out of a new egg every day and I won't remember the stupid little games they play.
This knucklehead today just got completely off suicide watch and was demanding to be moved. I told him we weren't moving him unless we needed that cell so he started screaming for the Sarge. I told him the sarge was busy and we still weren't moving him.
So he started kicking his door.
Then i told him I would bring the Sarge when he got a violation for being an idiot.
So he started wanting to talk to me. Wanting to talk me out of writing him up.
I just leaned down by his door and said "I'm not playing your little game. I'm through with you. You have nothing coming from me except a violation." And I refused to speak to him the rest of the evening.
I didn't even see him again until the end of shift when we went in to read the violation. As usual, he tried to blame it all on me. Luckily Sarge wasn't listening either. And the little dimwit went ahead and plead guilty to the violation. That works.
So I guess I have a new strategy for dealing with him. Cut him off before he gets his full wind up and then refuse to discuss it. Cuts him right off at the knees.
Whatever works, I guess.
Cats can change your world - *While I was in Napoleon getting a haircut Thursday, the hairdresser told me a sweet little story I'm going to share. I'm paraphrasing, and may get some ...
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