Just for the record:
I'm not your mother.
I'm not your father.
I'm not your butler, your maid or your personal assistant.
I will not do your job for you.
I won't clean up your mess when you leave one.
I will neither fix nor cover up your mistakes.
I won't make excuses for your stupidity, your laziness or your attitude.
I don't care if you want to go home early.
I don't care what kind of day you have had. That was then, this is now. There is work to be done, so get up off of your lazy a** and get it done because if you don't it will still be sitting there waiting for you when you come back.
And if you fu*k up my count one more time like that I will staple the blame firmly to your flabby butt cheeks.
And that's all I have to say on the matter.
Have a nice freaking day.
And to those of you who actually did some work during the shift, thank you from the bottom of my heart. We couldn't have done it without you.
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