Monday, November 16, 2009

Attack Of The Killer Burrito

Ok, I just couldn't resist that picture. It still gives me the giggles every time I read it.

For the first time today they served burritos for dinner and for some whole reason the entire camp went completely nuts. Half of the offenders on A-side got into fights with each other and half of the ones from B-side checked in for protective custody.

The first fight got a bad radio call. I wasn't even sure where it was, but the control center called it as a 10-5 (officer needs assistance) in 2 house. Chucky ran and I stayed. The way my knees have been acting lately I don't think I could have made it out of the door, let alone all of the way to 2 house. When he was halfway there they changed the call to a 10-49 (a fight), so I didn't feel that bad about not running.

Right about the time we got the second inmate from the first fight locked up and BG and I went to do some rec, they called another 10-49 in 3 house. I could tell how this night was going to go.

We got one caught with drugs and I believe three PC's from B-side. Just steady all night long.

About the time we got done with rec for the evening, the yard dogs started trooping in with property from the housing units. As bag of property number five or six hit the floor the yard dog said "No more burritos!"

Who would have thought mere burritos could have caused so much trouble?

On a side note, the control center crew stopped me on the way out and showed me a list they had been working on. It was characters from the Batman movies, which actors had played them and who here in Raccoon City would be best for the part were they to be filmed here. They had a pretty good cast of characters built up and they had picked me to be the Riddler.

Snif... snif.... I'm so proud!


  1. One of my guys found an ink pen spring in his burrito. Maybe they were supposed to be like Cracker Jacks and those guys were fighting over the prize. It might have been a rub-on tattoo. I could see that causing the kiddos to fight.

  2. Burrito = dangerous

    Check it:


  3. Peggy Sue- I don't know what it was, but it sure made them nuts and i hope we never have them again. Sgt Miz P said it was like eating a shoe with beans in it, anyway.

    Amy- That's some funny stuff, there. I'm telling you, all of this foreign food is destabilizing our country.

  4. Hi boys!
    I find it very funny his story about what happened in the camp. with side b. thanks for sharing the theme I really liked. the blog is very nice and very funny.