Just a word now and then about working in a prison and for the Department Of Corrections. Plus a good bit of ranting here and there.
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Every now and then when I get some time I get on the computer and look up some of my old knuckleheads to see how they are faring. Sometimes I get scared when I discover that someone who was a gold-plated nincompoop has been released back into society.
Sometimes they seem to have settled down and are behaving themselves, which is surprising. Because if I can remember their names, that usually means that they were pretty dang stupid at one time or another.
And sometimes it seems like some people will never learn to behave themselves. But I am always pleased to realize that they are no longer my problem. Not that i wish bad things on anyone else in the department, but I've done me time, if you know what I mean...
Anyway, I looked up this one certain snaphead who was a constant behavioral problem when he was here last. We finally got tired of his nonsense when he tried to escape and sent him off to a high security camp for them to deal with him.
Looking up his violations. They were repeats of his repertoire while he was here: Threats, Creating A Disturbance, Minor Assault, etc.
Then I read this one violation and I cracked up. Not just that he did what they said, but that someone went to the trouble of writing it down so completely.
The violation is a bit on the graphic side and definitely adult themed, so any of you who have small children might have them leave the room before reading further!
Okay, that covers my butt.
The violation reads:
Offender Knucklehead was observed standing on the toilet and sink naked and masturbating in full view of myself while making exotic animal noises (Ooh-Ooh-Ah-Ah-Eee-Eee-Eee).
Except for the name, that is word for word what the official report reads.
I can see him doing that. He had done similar things while he was on our camp.
I'd just never thought it necessary to put the noises in.