It takes the right kind of guy to pull off wearing a hat like that.
Some people just look awesome in hats and some don't. Luckily, I'm one of the ones that does.
In my mind, anyway.
The hats we wear as supervisors have this brim on it that curves up all the way around like a freaking salad bowl. Or one of those dishes that you can put chips all the way around the outside and the salsa in the middle.
They look just slightly ridiculous and if you keep them that way they tend to hold alot of water when it rains. I found that out in a hurry.
And no matter what they say, every single supervisor alters the brim of their hat slightly in their own way. Nobody leaves them like they came out of the box.
So I took a page out of Uncle T's playbook and bent the front of my brim slightly down. More like a fedora. Then I wear it slightly cocked over my right eye for that dashing rake.
It takes alot of work to get a quality felt hat to conform the way you want it to. A lot of bending and shaping and sometimes a bit of steaming to get them just right. Mine is still a work in progress.
I had it just about right when I came in the other day. I got called into the Lt's office and Captain Crane took one look at me and said a bad word. Then he said "If I'd have known you were going to wear your hat like that, I would have never promoted you! Dammit! I thought you were Uncle T!"
I just grinned and stuck my tongue out at him.
He curls the sides of his up and makes it look tall and skinny like him.
Now, I'm no Humphrey Bogart, but I do know how to wear a hat. And even if it's a bit contrary at times, I'm growing into this one whether they like it or not.
Besides, Uncle T is going to retire in a few years and somebody has to look this good after he's gone, right?
It was a fairly good day in the Hive so it didn't make me too grumpy. I survived. And I'll be back there again on Friday. Yayyy....
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