Guilty? Of course he's guilty! It's written all over his face! He did it and all of the evidence points to the fact that he did it!That man wouldn't have said it if it weren't true!
Off with his head! Lock him up! Throw him in the hole!
Oh wait.... he's one of us?
That's even worse! Of course he's guilty! If he wasn't guilty of something, he wouldn't be working here in the first place!
And this poor innocent inmate who got his feelings so horribly trodden on wouldn't make a false statement against a staff member, would he?
No, of course not.
And it's not like they lie about us every freaking day because they don't like us. No, that never happens.
Hey, it's okay to treat one of our own just like an inmate. It's okay. We're used to it.
And they wonder why you couldn't slide a piece of paper under the bottom of our morale right now. Jeez, why is everybody always in such a bad mood?
NOTE TO STAFF: THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES!!!
Note to everybody else: If you don't understand this, just go on. I'm in a mood.
Oooohh... and tomorrow is Gunpowder Day. That's ominous and scary.
