Paperwork

Wow. I just saw the typo under that picture. Ah, well. Snap with it. Too tired to deal with it now anyway.

The paperwork is still piling up from that little ordeal with the bad count last week. I am still writing memo's and having to write counseling entries on everyone involved. It just keeps getting better. I'll be stunned if I don't get jacked over that one myself.

And I got an email from the Personnel Office that I have to do probationary pre-ratings on two new officers ASAP. So more paperwork.

I went up to Central to get rid of some of my paperwork and ended up with twice as much as I had left with.

Hey dummy! Welcome to the world of supervision!

To top it all off, some of the new policies that have come down from on high are looking like we are going to be working more and more double shifts. There are alot of really really unhappy CO's out there right now. And I imagine that the bean counters up in the Capital won't be real happy when all of that overtime starts racking up.

Should be interesting to see how this goes.

In the mean time, I'm going to try and catch up on my sleep. Still out of sorts from pulling that double the other night.

Just shows me that I'm not 17 anymore, that's for sure.

Here's the weekend lineup....
Wednesday: International Jugglers Day, Adult Autism Day, National Wear Your Pajamas To Work Day and National Animal Crackers Day.

Thursday: Garlic Day, National Hanging Out Day, High Five Day and National Amaretto Day.

Friday: Look Alike Day, DNA Day, National Day of Silence and National Pineapple Upside Down Cake Day.

Go hang out with some garlic in your pajamas. High five!

I've been Served

I got my first work-related subpoena the other day. I feel so proud.

Actually, it scared the crap out of me until I figured out what was going on.

Came in just like any other day. Got my radio and my cuff keys and headed on in. When I got to central to sign in, someone said "Go back out front. There's an officer out there with a subpoena for you."

Oh snap!!!

A million things started rushing through my mind. None of them were the right thing. Had not a clue. When I finally tracked down the deputy sheriff with the papers and saw what it was I said "Phew! Is that all?" I haven't done anything illegal or otherwise that I should get called into court for, so my mind was doing all that track and field work for nothing. I think my brain is trying to kill me.

There was an incident back when I was on day shift. They brought this knucklehead out to see the nurse and allegedly he got stupid and ended up getting put on the ground in the sallyport. I didn't see the whole thing, I only got there after he was already on the ground. Of the three officers involved, two of them got hurt and had to take several days off. One back injury and one sprained ankle.

So the state is prosecuting said knucklehead. Because, after all, he is directly responsible for those two officers getting injured. And I get to go to court. Joy.

I have to iron a uniform and wear a freaking TIE then go sit around in the courthouse for probably a whole day for nothing.

But I still get paid for it. I've been told that as time goes on and I keep working down in the Hive that that sort of thing will only get worse. I know I have at least one and maybe two other cases pending in the courts that may or may not go to trial. One Lieutenant told me "Hell, one year I practically lived at the courthouse!"

Nifty. I really needed to hear that.

I'm so freaking lucky.