Sometimes when I get in and ask what's been going on I get "Not too much" or "Nothing" or "It was one of those days again."Sometimes I get way more than I wanted.
Apparently the midnight shift Sarge is a budding novel writer. She writes down everything that happens in minute detail and in very large handwriting. It looks like a teenage girl writing in her diary. All that is missing is the little hearts over all of the "i's".
I looked at the passalong log book to find a large entry marked with a highliter. It stated:
"Offender Chucklehead in C-6 was yelling and kicking on his door. When COI Whatsizname went in there he stated that he had sh*t himself while he was asleep. He didn't know it until he woke up and it felt like a squishy jelly doughnut."
Ok, I really didn't need to know all of that.
Really.
But it really did say that in the book.
Seriously.
I'm still shaking my head over that one.
And I may never eat a jelly doughnut again.
Sheesh.
I guess she felt that was just too good not to share with everyone.
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